when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
This crossover, I like it. I don’t know in what plane Flynn would be Neville, though.
I WAS ALREADY UPSET ENOUGH ABOUT SIRIUS DYING, NOW YOU HAVE TO GO AND GIVE ME THIS?!
No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.
AsylumWaiting Room of the Big Three.
it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here
Well, we got used to the never-ending pain.
McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Oh my god.
It was a test.
OH MY GOD IT WAS A TEST!
IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING TEST!!!!
I’m crying so hard
MYCROFT YOU SON OF A BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHA I just remembered that in non-fandom circles in New Zealand, OTP stands for “on the piss” aka drunk.
Eg. “Tonight I’m getting OTP!!!”
Sadly, when I hear that phrase, it will usually not be referring to someone’s OTP finally getting together.
yes omg my friends get so confused when i’m fangirling and I say ‘OTP’. They probably think all my ships are a bunch of alcoholics or something.
Then again, the confusion could be rectified when you say that “OTP - because I’m really excited/gutted/upset that those two are/aren’t together!!”
and then this is where this gif has never been more appropriate because it incorporates the two in one cohesive union.
“My OTP is not canon! I must get OTP!!”
|graham:||if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up|
|on ireland performance:||good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.|
|graham on montenegro:||the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro|
|montenegro:||we have to be brief, don’t we?|
|graham:||i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.|
|petra:||we're half through voting now|
|graham:||oh that's depressing|
|graham:||is he standing outside a prison?|
|albania:||petra you look gorgeous tonight!|
|graham:||better than you|
|albanian guy:||(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--|
|graham:||you should leave|
|eric:||i'll help you to the bathroom|
|graham:||don't do that eric, that's how rumours start|
|germany:||we're having so much fun!!!1!|
|graham:||speak for yourself|
|graham:||oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up|
|petra:||azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!|
|graham:||god, please, no|
|graham:||busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!|
|voting after denmark has won:||proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk|
|graham:||can someone please tell her she can't win now|
|graham:||oh flowers now, marvellous|
|graham:||my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice|
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role...
That awkward moment when you're with your friend
and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
to meekly go where other people have already been
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have...